The "Act of God" clause

I think it's time for the atheists and non believers to start suing everybody out there that includes an "Act of God" clause in their warranties, etc.

Here's an example:

Customers who purchase WHITESPA product for personal, family, and commercial use can rely upon our guarantee which covers all manufacture imperfection. However, we do not take responsibility for damages, defects or failures caused by delivery accident, misuse, fire and act of God. Also, we cannot give guarantee when customers deliberately change or modify the products for their own and when they do not follow the instructions. We provide warranty exclusively for the customers with registered cards.

Come on guys, where's your spirit? I see this everywhere on just about everything I purchase. So do you. Now I want to start seeing "act of evolutionary involvement" or "act of nature" or "act of Mother Earth" or something else politically correct on my warranties from now on!!!! Get out there and add this to your "to do" list along with removing "under God" from our pledges, "In God we trust" from our money, and "so help me God" when taking any oaths. I also don't want to see any swearing on Bibles anymore. I think we should start swearing on Darwin's "Origin of Species" from now on, or some socialistic/humanistic ideology. It just makes more sense, doesn't it?

This brings me to even more issues. I think we should give in to the UN, turn our power over to the international authorities, surrender our national identity, currency, and entire culture to those who want to infiltrate us and make us more "diverse." Come on! We can't be American patriots anymore. That's SO Reagan era. Big businesses run this country, we no longer do, so let's just give in!! No matter who gets elected president in 2008, it won't matter. America's gonna get sold out.